They’ve sent dogs, chimpanzees, all kinds of robots and even a car into outer space through the years. But never the one thing I heard about since I can remember. We’ve all heard the nursery rhyme a hundred times or more about how the cow jumped over the moon. I’ve seen dozens of illustrations in books but as I thought about it, it seemed to me they all had it wrong. A cow would have a tough time jumping that high and if one somehow did the vacuum of deep space wouldn’t be kind to cow. But the solution is obvious and the technology certainly exists. I would think a custom space suit could be fitted to Betsy, and then the long held dream could indeed come true. If it happened it would be fitting to name a pub after the occasion. I’ve started work on a fourth sample piece… “Ballistic Bovine’. It’s truly out of this world.
